elizabethtinafeys:

Parks and Recreation season 6 mid-season opening sequence.

I believe solarpowerspork was looking for this.
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You know, funny story: There’s this craft store called Michaels. Look, my sister knits, and she goes to Michaels. So my sister called me and she’s like, “Oh my god, I’m at Michaels, picking up yarn. You have a poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “What?” She’s like, “There’s a poster, there’s a Falcon poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “Holy s**t!” She’s like, “I’m gonna come and pick you up, and we’re gonna see your poster in this store.” So she picks me up and we go to Michaels.

We go in, and I see the poster and I’m like, “Oh, this is….” She’s like, “I know, I know.” I said, “I’m gonna sign these posters.” I was like, “That would be amazing, you buy a poster and it’s like, actually signed by the Falcon.” Like, it would blow my mind. So I go to the front, I buy a Sharpie, I run back to the back of the store. And she’s like, “I’m gonna take a picture of you signing it.”

I’m in this store and I’m signing all the posters. The manager comes out, he’s like, “Hey, whatcha doing?” I was like, “Oh man, I’m signing these posters so when people buy ‘em, they’re signed.” He’s like, “Well, people are not gonna buy ‘em if they’re signed.” And I was like, “No, no, no, it’s cool. I’m pretty sure there won’t be a problem.” And he goes, “Yeah, but it is gonna be a problem, you’re messin’ up my inventory.” And I’m like, “No, my man, trust me. I mean, I’m the Falcon, that’s me!” And he goes, “Yeah, right. You’re gonna buy those posters.” I said, “What?” He’s like, “You’re gonna buy all those posters or I’m gonna call the police.”

He rolls up all the posters and goes to the front of the store. And I had to buy like 60 Falcon posters that I signed in Michaels.

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-Anthony Mackie getting in trouble for signing his posters at a Micheals  (x)

I’m pretty sure everyone’s goal in life is to do something they love as much as Anthony Mackie loves playing Falcon. I love him so much.

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renswackyride:

i didnt even fucking tag this

renswackyride:

i didnt even fucking tag this

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Zeke. (at AC⚡DC)

Zeke. (at AC⚡DC)

solarpowerspork:

refreshedforlife:

The Interlock

The InterLock™ hides inside of your bike frame through the seat post. It’s universal and can be installed on virtually any bike.

reblogging for dciskey cos I know exactly what you’re gonna say.

Snip, snip. A cute lock that might be useful if you live in a place where they’ve never heard of bolt cutters.

How to actually secure your velocipede: http://www.sheldonbrown.com/lock-strategy.html

Happy birthday to me. (at AC⚡DC)

Happy birthday to me. (at AC⚡DC)

8-9bar:

Sad eddy


So good.

8-9bar:

Sad eddy

So good.

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laicepssieinna:

FMB casing, Gripton rubber from Specialized. Most of OPQS are on 28mm up front, 30 rear. I asked about pressure, was told 5.5 to 6 bar. The watched the pump and saw 4.5… Ha. (4.5 is about 65psi). by caleyfretz http://ift.tt/OO0szFVive le Vélo

laicepssieinna:

FMB casing, Gripton rubber from Specialized. Most of OPQS are on 28mm up front, 30 rear. I asked about pressure, was told 5.5 to 6 bar. The watched the pump and saw 4.5… Ha. (4.5 is about 65psi). by caleyfretz http://ift.tt/OO0szF
Vive le Vélo

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That is not a pillow, cat. (at AC⚡DC)

That is not a pillow, cat. (at AC⚡DC)

bunniesandpeace:

*fuck now i gotta lift this thing*

"At least I’m wearing an actual cycling cap."

bunniesandpeace:

*fuck now i gotta lift this thing*

"At least I’m wearing an actual cycling cap."

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Papa’s got a brand new home screen! From here: http://technokyle.deviantart.com/art/Hufflepuff-iPhone-wallpaper-1-285896385

Tags: hufflepuff

This cat takes naps like a hobbit takes meals. (at AC⚡DC)

This cat takes naps like a hobbit takes meals. (at AC⚡DC)

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