punkadyne:

gothiccharmschool:

sherlockedbadwolf24601:

hyperscraps:

missmonstermel:

winneganfake:

agender-unicorn:

skepticalwitch:

calypsos-island:

twohourartist:

isitsafe:

fandomsbecrazy:

oMFG I just came downstairs and I found my sister with a lighter and I told her she can’t use fire and that it could catch the house on fire. She said that she was doing something important so I asked “what the hell is so important that you need fire for!?” and she told me with serious face ” I am using black magic to summon demons to get the mean girls at my school.” i can’t fucking breathe. I sat and watched her ritual hahahahaha shes fucking 10 years old 

This should be a wake-up call to her parents.

She obviously needs help.

Her parents should to talk to her about those mean girls,

and teach her that she can’t summon demons with just candles.

You need at least a pentagram drawn in a perfect circle

with goat or lamb blood,

and a proper incantation from a book of dark magick.

This is great way to to teach your child early on

about geometry and foreign languages.

Good art lesson too. Drawing perfect circles is hard

dOES NO ONE ELSE FIND THIS EXTREMELY DISTURBING 

Actually I find this girl fantastic. Ending bullying one curse at a time.

She might want to hold off on summoning demons until she’s a bit more mature but yes curse those fuckers you go, girl 

Now hang on, just hang on a moment there. Let’s make one thing clear right now:

There is not a goddamned thing wrong with calling on someone bigger and stronger then you for help if need be. 

If that stronger someone just happens to have tentacles and two-foot-long fangs, well, that’s more the problem of certain mean girls, I’d say. 

Here kid, i drew you a new pal. You summoned a demon, you got one. Sorry i couldn’t put more time into this sketch but his name is Bill.

I love everything about this post

only on tumblr

I will always reblog this. 

Won’t someone think of the children?  You know, roasting on an open fire?  Do you know what it’s like to fall in the mud and get kicked… in the head… with an iron boot?

Of course you don’t, no one does. It never happens. Sorry, Ted, that’s a dumb question… skip that.

You guys know that a planar ally is going to charge like 1,000 gold per hit die for a task of this magnitude, yes? I’d go with a simple Blindness/Deafness for this problem.

catsonamps:

my catgirl & hot tubes in June by amy buxton on Flickr.
discoursesofthewithered:

via ashleygruber on instagram:

The descent of the Port de Balés was amazing. So happy I got to shoot that side, and @jeredgruber was stuck on the climb. Haha.

discoursesofthewithered:

via ashleygruber on instagram:

The descent of the Port de Balés was amazing. So happy I got to shoot that side, and @jeredgruber was stuck on the climb. Haha.

discoursesofthewithered:

(via Dain’s Black Cat Carbon and Steel Road | The Radavist)
phoning-it-in:

theacheofmodernism:

GUYS I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

oh my god 

There are some errors here but I definitely never wished to be born earlier when I was a teen in the ’90s so maybe they’re onto something.

phoning-it-in:

theacheofmodernism:

GUYS I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

oh my god 

There are some errors here but I definitely never wished to be born earlier when I was a teen in the ’90s so maybe they’re onto something.

discoursesofthewithered:

Colnago Master Pista - Stash edition (- a.dangerpdx)

discoursesofthewithered:

Colnago Master Pista - Stash edition (- a.dangerpdx)

nodamncatnodamncradle:

…….they think iPads can actually assemble the food?

nodamncatnodamncradle:

…….they think iPads can actually assemble the food?

(Source: paxamericana, via inapprehension)

oh-godno:

ramavatarama:

waywardvagabondslilcousin:

a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption

one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan

years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal

he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”

NOOOOOOOO

I DONT GET IT????

(Source: bladetheroosterteethfanguy, via solarpowerspork)

cadenced:

The rain, Jered Gruber photo of Sylvain Chavanel and peloton during stage 15 of the Tour de France.

cadenced:

The rain, Jered Gruber photo of Sylvain Chavanel and peloton during stage 15 of the Tour de France.

wannabefashionjournalist:

(Source: rejectedemojis)

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