tonystarkfangirl:

missusdowney:

Are we not gonna talk about this? [link]

OMFG PFFFFFFTTTTTTT XD! OMG I’M LAUGHING FORVER!

All of these girls are like 16, Mr. Stark.

(via durnesque-esque)

solarpowerspork:

I relate a little too well to this.

…you don’t like Facebook or breakfast.

(Source: beatriceprios)

captaincommunist:

*drops microphone*

image

(Source: buckysromanoffs, via durnesque-esque)

annabellioncourt:

plz-no:

Simultaneously the worst and best movie ever made

Actually one of my teachers watched every single version of Romeo and Juliet with the original text in front of him to prove that this was the worst version, but to his great dismay its the most accurate film adaptation of it, with the lines closest to the original text and most similar stage direction and relayed emotions.

He proceeded to show it to us in class.

(Source: fuckyeah-chickflicks, via durnesque-esque)


"Most of the intelligence community doesn’t believe he exists. The ones that do call him the 。*:★Kawaii Soldier★:*。. He’s an adorable ghost, you’ll never find him.”

"Most of the intelligence community doesn’t believe he exists. The ones that do call him the *:★Kawaii Soldier★:*. He’s an adorable ghost, you’ll never find him.”

(Source: leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas, via solarpowerspork)

inimicaldolly:

generalivan:

princeaspartame:

eerieeriquitecontreeri:

dinosaursmooching:

icanttellyouwhotobe:

hiphopfightssnacks:

wait what i don’t get it

Lol it’s funny because fat people are always hungry which is why they’re fat lololol

I actually hate her

are you fucking kidding me

beginning to dislike her more and more

she is kind of rounded out herself so where does she even get the right??

but wow what a bitch

And here we have another case of Tumblr being brain dead retarded.

This fine man who had a fat joke made at his expense is Zach Galifianakis. Zach is an actor known for his comedic roles in movies such as the “Hangover” and is also known for his stand-up.

Zach has a comedy show called “Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis” a show where he interviews well known celebrities and “Maintains an awkward and often antagonistic demeanor with his guests, asking them bizarre and inappropriate questions mixed with off-handed non sequiturs on a set that intentionally resembles a low-budget amateur production fit for public-access television.”

So you see Tumblr, Jennifer Lawrence wasn’t actually being a bitch. She was ACTING like a bitch for the sake of comedy which Mr. Galifianakis himself was fully aware of because he wrote the script, thus making fun of himself.

Tumblr gettin’ schooled always has a place on my blog. 

The same tumblr that gets up in arms when people call Jennifer Lawrence fat apparently have no idea about her level of intelligence or sense of humor. I’ve never see Zach Galaxyquest’s show but having seen him in anything is enough to know she’s taking the piss on a constant piss-taker.

The day Jennifer Lawrence of all people makes an actual fat joke is the day I finally give up on humanity. Unless tumblr keeps this crap up.

(Source: stevemcqueened, via solarpowerspork)

elizabethtinafeys:

Parks and Recreation season 6 mid-season opening sequence.

I believe solarpowerspork was looking for this.
"

You know, funny story: There’s this craft store called Michaels. Look, my sister knits, and she goes to Michaels. So my sister called me and she’s like, “Oh my god, I’m at Michaels, picking up yarn. You have a poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “What?” She’s like, “There’s a poster, there’s a Falcon poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “Holy s**t!” She’s like, “I’m gonna come and pick you up, and we’re gonna see your poster in this store.” So she picks me up and we go to Michaels.

We go in, and I see the poster and I’m like, “Oh, this is….” She’s like, “I know, I know.” I said, “I’m gonna sign these posters.” I was like, “That would be amazing, you buy a poster and it’s like, actually signed by the Falcon.” Like, it would blow my mind. So I go to the front, I buy a Sharpie, I run back to the back of the store. And she’s like, “I’m gonna take a picture of you signing it.”

I’m in this store and I’m signing all the posters. The manager comes out, he’s like, “Hey, whatcha doing?” I was like, “Oh man, I’m signing these posters so when people buy ‘em, they’re signed.” He’s like, “Well, people are not gonna buy ‘em if they’re signed.” And I was like, “No, no, no, it’s cool. I’m pretty sure there won’t be a problem.” And he goes, “Yeah, but it is gonna be a problem, you’re messin’ up my inventory.” And I’m like, “No, my man, trust me. I mean, I’m the Falcon, that’s me!” And he goes, “Yeah, right. You’re gonna buy those posters.” I said, “What?” He’s like, “You’re gonna buy all those posters or I’m gonna call the police.”

He rolls up all the posters and goes to the front of the store. And I had to buy like 60 Falcon posters that I signed in Michaels.

"

-Anthony Mackie getting in trouble for signing his posters at a Micheals  (x)

I’m pretty sure everyone’s goal in life is to do something they love as much as Anthony Mackie loves playing Falcon. I love him so much.

(via kiss-distinctly-american)

(Source: fwips, via solarpowerspork)

renswackyride:

i didnt even fucking tag this

renswackyride:

i didnt even fucking tag this

(via solarpowerspork)

Zeke. (at AC⚡DC)

Zeke. (at AC⚡DC)

solarpowerspork:

refreshedforlife:

The Interlock

The InterLock™ hides inside of your bike frame through the seat post. It’s universal and can be installed on virtually any bike.

reblogging for dciskey cos I know exactly what you’re gonna say.

Snip, snip. A cute lock that might be useful if you live in a place where they’ve never heard of bolt cutters.

How to actually secure your velocipede: http://www.sheldonbrown.com/lock-strategy.html

Happy birthday to me. (at AC⚡DC)

Happy birthday to me. (at AC⚡DC)

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